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If You Shop At Amazon & Don't Have Prime You're Just Dumb

Posted 2015-06-09

I'm sorry, but you are.  I mean, look at what you get:
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* Borrow books from the Kindle Owners' Lending Library.
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* Up to 15% off Subscribe & Save items.

Wanna see for yourself?  Here's a FREE Trial of Amazon Prime for 30 days! You know you love it!

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